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Toilet picture This is a problem that is making me increasingly more irritated. No matter were you go in the UK the toilets are awful. Why is it club owners take you entry money which is normally around the Ôø‡15 mark then you pay through the nose for drinks yet, they don't think they should supply you with decent toilet facilities??

In general most clubs I go to 80% of the toilets are without locks how much can a lock cost?? Especially if you buy them in bulk, not much in the big picture I'm sure. Do these clubs decide to replace them? No they expect their punters to perform acrobatics going the toilet and stopping the door swinging open at the same time. Some of the clubs I have been to lately have been disgusting, I would have rather used the toilets in Glastonbury.

Toilet picture Recently in one club I visited there wasn't any toilet roll at the beginning of the night, I mean that's just a joke, I can understand it running out at some point later between being refilled but how cheap can you be to not even bother putting it in.

In another recent visit to a different club the toilets were not even secured to the floor they were held up by the waste pipe, the toilet wobbled and when it was flushed water leaked from the bottom, the toilets were in a pool of water, again the acrobatics training comes in handy'On various other occasion I have been to this club and the some of the toilets have been without light bulbs for continuous weeks.

These two instances happened the last two weeks but I have been clubbing for over 7 years and there are loads of stories I could tell, but we will spare you the gory details. So we are sick of it and we have decided to do something about it. If you think this is a problem please name and shame the offending clubs and we will contact them regarding the problems. Lets see if we can make a difference.

Ôø‡50 on a new outfit, Ôø‡15 to get in, Ôø‡20 on drinks, being able to go the toilet without performing acrobatics'Priceless

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